I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.
Woody Allen (center) and giant marauding breast on the set of Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask (1972, dir. Woody Allen) (via)
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Deconstructing Harry by Olimpia Muñoz
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Manhattan by Brandon Schaefer
After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I… I realized what a terrific person she was, and… and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I… I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.
via Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask (1972, dir. Woody Allen) (scene online here)
“I’m not getting shot out of that thing. What if he’s masturbating? I’m liable to end up on the ceiling.”
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“Diane Keaton & Woody Allen in Annie Hall” by Al Hirschfeld