oldfilmsflicker:

bbook:

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.

oldhollywood:

Woody Allen (center) and giant marauding breast on the set of Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask (1972, dir. Woody Allen) (via)

(Source: peterfeld)

moviesinframes:

Manhattan, 1979 (dir. Woody Allen)

By Batchiara

minimalmovieposters:

Deconstructing Harry by Olimpia Muñoz

fuckyeahmovieposters:

The Purple Rose of Cairo

Submitted by MizarAlcor

nevver:

Brandon Schaefer

minimalmovieposters:

Manhattan by Brandon Schaefer

brokenflowers:

After that it got pretty late, and we both had to go, but it was great seeing Annie again. I… I realized what a terrific person she was, and… and how much fun it was just knowing her; and I… I, I thought of that old joke, y’know, the, this… this guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy; he thinks he’s a chicken.” And, uh, the doctor says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?” The guy says, “I would, but I need the eggs.” Well, I guess that’s pretty much now how I feel about relationships; y’know, they’re totally irrational, and crazy, and absurd, and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’ through it because, uh, most of us… need the eggs.

oldhollywood:

via Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask (1972, dir. Woody Allen) (scene online here)

“I’m not getting shot out of that thing. What if he’s masturbating? I’m liable to end up on the ceiling.”

fuckyeahmovieposters:

Annie Hall

oldhollywood:

“Diane Keaton & Woody Allen in Annie Hall” by Al Hirschfeld

"In my next life I want to live backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, Voila! You finish off as an orgasm! I rest my case."

Woody Allen (via rosebudburned) (via ultrabrilliant, raindropsonredroses)

moviesinframes:

Everyone says I love you, 1996 (dir. Woody Allen)